Sunday, April 5, 2009

Us guys just don't notice until...

There are massive blessings of being a man. One of which is the ability to go #1 while standing up. I also don't envy women when I see them standing in lines at a sporting event. I just am very thankful for being a man. My ultimate goal in life is to have a house where I can pee in the front yard (without fear of the cops coming). I grew up in the country and there was nothing better as a boy than playing all day and relieving myself wherever was convenient. Even as an avid (albeit bad) golfer, there are now products that again help a man out.



So, when I do actually have to sit down on a toilet I start to see the world in a different light. Its actually quite enjoyable to sit down and knock a few more chapters out of a book. But, after finishing 40 minutes later what do I often find?!?! The roll of toilet paper is on backward!

Here's a simple lesson we can all use from TP management 101.



Let's start a grassroots movement, no, not to use only one or two squares like Sheryl Crow does but instead to inform the world that this malady of society MUST be stopped. Together I say "Yes We Can" (Get it? "Can" and Naphtali doesn't think I am funny...)

4 comments:

Nick said...

I clicked on the "UroClub" website and was a bit disappointed that the club is a container. It would be more useful if it was hollow so you wouldn't have to worry about emptying it later.

ilona said...

i heard an interesting discussion over the weekend reasserting that your's is a RESPONSE blog. this entry is a response to ....????

BlogWithinABlog said...

This blog was originally developed to only respond to Naphtali's 'stretched' stories. As my popularity has increased and the non-stop fan mail has flooded my mailbox I've felt the need to branch out and provide my mass of fans with thoughtful, educational and entertaining tidbits from my life. Notice the set of three in the last sentence ;) No pun intended.

Stephanie said...

James,

I soo enjoy your "blog". It is so utterly full of uselessness. :)

Steph