Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Irrelevance

Even though the Oscar's ratings are going down the tubes faster than my retirement account I do have to give them kudos for choosing 2nd Street Response's favorite actor HUGH JACKMAN!


This guy is completely tarnishing the image for the rest of us. Hugh plays a tough guy like Wolverine and the next minute a sensitive broadway singer? How can we keep up?!?!

Aidan and I came home from a gopher's basketball game and Naphtali was watching. I just happened to be there for the gig where he sang with Beyonce. I asked Naphtali if she knew the color of Beyonce's dress. She just smiled.

Hugh! How do you do it?!?!

Conversation in [Name the place]

Just had to respond to Naphtali's latest post even though I'm swamped...

Naphtali to Me, "Don't expect that since you've rubbed my neck that THAT is going to happen."

Me to Naphtali, "Why do you think that is what I'm always thinking about?!?!"

Naphtali to Me, "...."

Me to Naphtali, "Fine! I don't deny I might have been thinking about THAT but can't I just be affectionate without you thinking I want something else? Simply a good deed??"

Naphtali to Me, "...."

Me to Naphtali, "...."

Needless to say, I have a backpack full of books and I have a date with my MBA homework. I can't wait!

Monday, February 16, 2009

Making your tinfoil hat relevant again



Yes, it has been blogged about non-stop in the blogosphere. Worry is spreading across the nation. Insomnia drugs have been flying off the shelves. Sheep have applied for unemployment with no one counting them anymore. Select Comfort users are breaking their beds trying to find their 'number'. An eye drop company was in negotiations to bring back that red eye commercial as a superbowl ad. Congress was so tired from worry that they forgot to address this problem in their stimulus bill. All is lost!

You ask what this issue is (ok, only those of you living in a cave deep deep underground ask what this issue is. [sub-note to this sub-note: where a cave isn't actually a bad place to be given the topic of this post])



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