Yes, it has been blogged about non-stop in the blogosphere. Worry is spreading across the nation. Insomnia drugs have been flying off the shelves. Sheep have applied for unemployment with no one counting them anymore. Select Comfort users are breaking their beds trying to find their 'number'. An eye drop company was in negotiations to bring back that red eye commercial as a superbowl ad. Congress was so tired from worry that they forgot to address this problem in their stimulus bill. All is lost!
You ask what this issue is (ok, only those of you living in a cave deep deep underground ask what this issue is. [sub-note to this sub-note: where a cave isn't actually a bad place to be given the topic of this post])
Thankfully you pay big bucks to get access to my blog so I can let you in on my secrets. You need no longer be worried as there is now a solution to this analog to digital conversion taking place. It just requires a bit of upgrade but YOU TOO can do it at home.
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Take action! Tell your husband to read these instructions. You've been warned!
Don't worry honey. My office is covered
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2 comments:
i don't know...
naphtali keeps telling us how busy you are but when i find entries like this and the singing toilet all i can think is: he has waaay too much time on his hands.
your faithful readers want anecdotes about aidan - congrats on the school lottery, by the way - we want dirt about the differing points of view in your household, but singing toilets?? pulease!!
I just need for Naphtali's readers to know that as her uber cool husband I do everything in my power to keep them safe. If this blog makes other families safe too then that is a rewarding experience.
Its hard to rebut a cookbook recommendation. I think Naphtali is scared because she knows the power I possess to get the truth out through this medium.
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