Us guys just don't notice until...

There are massive blessings of being a man. One of which is the ability to go #1 while standing up. I also don't envy women when I see them standing in lines at a sporting event. I just am very thankful for being a man. My ultimate goal in life is to have a house where I can pee in the front yard (without fear of the cops coming). I grew up in the country and there was nothing better as a boy than playing all day and relieving myself wherever was convenient. Even as an avid (albeit bad) golfer, there are now products that again help a man out.



So, when I do actually have to sit down on a toilet I start to see the world in a different light. Its actually quite enjoyable to sit down and knock a few more chapters out of a book. But, after finishing 40 minutes later what do I often find?!?! The roll of toilet paper is on backward!

Here's a simple lesson we can all use from TP management 101.



Let's start a grassroots movement, no, not to use only one or two squares like Sheryl Crow does but instead to inform the world that this malady of society MUST be stopped. Together I say "Yes We Can" (Get it? "Can" and Naphtali doesn't think I am funny...)